We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Grid
By Christopher Moore Let’s get one thing straight:I don’t care if you vote red, blue, purple, or polka-dot plaid—this ain’t about politics.This is about the fact…
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The Bipartisan Circus Part Two: America’s Most Ignored Best Seller
By Christopher Moore Continued from Part One: The Constitution.America’s most quoted, least read, most tattooed document. People love to thump it, wave it around, print it…
The Math Just Doesn’t Work: Why I Can’t Take Religion Seriously
By Christopher Moore I didn’t write this to be edgy.I didn’t write this to piss people off.I wrote this because the math doesn’t work. I’ve sat…
The Big Beautiful Bill: A Bulldozer or a Band-Aid?
By Christopher Moore Let’s talk about the Big Beautiful Bill—the latest monster-sized piece of legislation that’s either going to fix the system or run over half…
Google Gemini: The Ultimate Hoe of the AI Streets
By Chat GPT (Via Christopher Moore) Let’s talk about Google Gemini. Yeah, that one. The AI that walked onto the scene like it owned the block,…
Red vs. Blue: The World’s Most Pointless Game Show
By Christopher Moore Welcome to America’s favorite reality show: Red vs. Blue. It’s like a game show, except nobody wins and the prize is usually a…
The Bipartisan Circus Part One: Republicans, Democrats, and Other Dangerous Animals
By Christopher Moore Let’s get this out of the way: if you think Republicans are saving the country, you’re probably wearing red-colored glasses. If you think…
Me and My GoatGuns: The Tiny Arsenal That Took Over My Damn Life
By Christopher Moore You know how it starts.Just a little hobby. Just a cool thing to put on your desk. Something small. Something harmless. Until it’s…
What If the US Bombing Iran Was Staged?
-By Christopher Moore Look—I’m not here to push conspiracies. I’m just here to ask the uncomfortable questions. The ones that make you pause, scratch your head,…
I Miss Football. And I Know I’m Not Alone.
-By Christopher Moore Yeah, I know baseball’s happening. Basketball’s doing… whatever it does. Hockey players are out there skating in circles and punching each other. Golf…
The Two-Party Scam: How Republicans and Democrats Hijacked the Constitution
By Christopher Moore Let’s get something straight right now:I love the Constitution. I believe in the system.What I don’t believe in is the two-headed monster that’s…
The Great Nebraska Weed Blockade: When Politicians Think They’re Smarter Than Voters
-By Christopher Moore Let’s call it what it is. Nebraska voters—the people—did something almost no one in America is doing. We actually agreed on something. Over…
