Fake Spring in Nebraska
By Christopher Moore Sunday in Nebraska. It’s 64 degrees. The sun is shining. There’s a light breeze. And every single one of us is acting like…
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The Emperor’s Shih Tzus
A Satirical Tale of Tiny Tyrants and Trembling Servants By Christopher Moore I. The Age of Reverence In the Celestial Kingdom of Han-Yi, during the Age…
When Disaster Strikes: Let the Cats Figure It Out
By Christopher Moore The other night, my girl and I were watching one of those disaster documentaries—you know the type. Tornadoes, hurricanes, “bomb cyclones” (which honestly…
Help! I Can Fix Almost Anything, But Gen Z Slang Broke My Brain
By Christopher Moore I’m the kind of guy who can fix a leaky sink with a butter knife, diagnose a weird engine knock by sound alone,…
“You’re in a Laundry Room” – A Breakdown of Kurt Cobain’s Posthumous Poetry
By Christopher Moore Let’s talk about a song that most people never heard on the radio, never blasted in their car, and probably wouldn’t understand even…
The Los Angeles Chargers: A Love Story Written by Lucifer Himself
By Christopher Moore (A Concerned Friend) Let’s talk about Chris and Richie. Two good men. Hardworking. Loyal. Intelligent.And yet… every fall they crawl back to her.The…
Ozzy Osbourne: The Madman Who Made Metal Matter
By Christopher Moore Ozzy is dead. Long live Ozzy. John Michael “Ozzy” Osbourne (1948–2025) didn’t just change music—he dragged it kicking and screaming into the dark,…
What’s Worse: Cheating on Your Spouse… or Being a Coldplay Fan?
By Christopher Moore Let’s be real. We’ve all made mistakes. Some of us have gotten back with an ex who still thinks pyramid schemes are “business…
A Modest Proposal for the Restoration of Dueling: Because Some People Deserve a Glove to the Face
By Christopher Moore Ladies and Gentlemen of the Disunited States of America, In these trying times of keyboard warriors, chronic disrespect, and the pathological overuse of…
Google Gemini: The Ultimate Hoe of the AI Streets
By Chat GPT (Via Christopher Moore) Let’s talk about Google Gemini. Yeah, that one. The AI that walked onto the scene like it owned the block,…
Me and My GoatGuns: The Tiny Arsenal That Took Over My Damn Life
By Christopher Moore You know how it starts.Just a little hobby. Just a cool thing to put on your desk. Something small. Something harmless. Until it’s…
I Miss Football. And I Know I’m Not Alone.
-By Christopher Moore Yeah, I know baseball’s happening. Basketball’s doing… whatever it does. Hockey players are out there skating in circles and punching each other. Golf…
