Beautiful Failure
By Christopher Moore If I had a dime for every time I screwed up, I’d have retired years ago—probably on some beach, sipping something fruity, telling…
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The Boxer Retirement Plan: Work Until You Drop, So the Rich Can Rest Easier
By Christopher Moore The talk-track is familiar: “We’re living longer, so we have to work longer.” That’s the pitch for raising the retirement age again—sold as…
Canada Shows Up – And Don’t Let Anyone Tell You Different Buddy
By Christopher Moore I’m an American and a South Park fan, so yeah—I’ve laughed at plenty of Canadian jokes and cracked a few myself. But here’s…
Help! I Can Fix Almost Anything, But Gen Z Slang Broke My Brain
By Christopher Moore I’m the kind of guy who can fix a leaky sink with a butter knife, diagnose a weird engine knock by sound alone,…
We’ve All Been Brainwashed
By Christopher Moore This is probably the most honest thing I’ve ever written. And I’m not here to hold your hand through it. Some of you…
Tariffs Are Great! (MAGA’s Inability to See Outside of Their Box)
By Christopher Moore Today — yes, TODAY, August 7, 2025 — we wake up to the grand economic “masterstroke” of full tariffs hitting imports from nearly…
Entry Five – Breaking the Cycle: Addiction, Self-Awareness, and Rewiring Your Meat Sponge
A Men’s Mental Health Series — by Christopher Moore Last Entry Addiction isn’t just a bad habit or a moral failure. It’s a full-blown molecular hijacking…
The 9th Amendment: The One They Don’t Want You to Know About
By Christopher Moore THE INVISIBLE AMENDMENT THAT PISSES OFF POWER You ever notice how nobody talks about the 9th Amendment? There’s a reason for that. It’s…
“You’re in a Laundry Room” – A Breakdown of Kurt Cobain’s Posthumous Poetry
By Christopher Moore Let’s talk about a song that most people never heard on the radio, never blasted in their car, and probably wouldn’t understand even…
Entry 4 – Dear Woman Reading This: Here’s What Your Man Can’t Say Out Loud
A Men’s Mental Health Series — by Christopher Moore Last Entry Let me speak for the men who can’t find the words. He loves you. That’s…
Fantasy Football Is Back — And Just in Time to Save Me From a Full Mental Spiral
By Christopher Moore It’s back.Fantasy football. Our national distraction. Our seasonal therapy.The one thing standing between America and total collapse.Because let me tell you — it…
The Los Angeles Chargers: A Love Story Written by Lucifer Himself
By Christopher Moore (A Concerned Friend) Let’s talk about Chris and Richie. Two good men. Hardworking. Loyal. Intelligent.And yet… every fall they crawl back to her.The…
