Satire, pets, and everyday absurdity. Read in order, or follow the question that brought you here.

1. The Death of Satire: Please Send Thoughts, Prayers, and Unsubscribes

2. A Modest Proposal for the Restoration of Dueling: Because Some People Deserve a Glove to the Face

3. The Emperor’s Shih Tzus

4. When Disaster Strikes: Let the Cats Figure It Out

5. What’s Worse: Cheating on Your Spouse… or Being a Coldplay Fan?

6. The MAGA Continental Army

7. The Ballrooms That Bind Us: How a $300 Million Dance Floor Will Save America

8. Me and My GoatGuns: The Tiny Arsenal That Took Over My Damn Life

9. Fake Spring in Nebraska

10. Help! I Can Fix Almost Anything, But Gen Z Slang Broke My Brain

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